April 18th, 2009
Alright apple, this is getting old, give me my fucking laptop back or I’m gonna throw a shitfit.
Tags: apple, broken, computer, fix, fuck, lame, laptop, mac, shitfit
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April 17th, 2009
Alright. I cheated, but it was just some head, and it was in a different zip code…
I used someone else’s mac to watch LOST on the internet. I couldn’t take it anymore. Just one more day before apple is in the red on this repair, and I’ll have to go all Tourette’s Guy on them.
Tags: apple, broken, cheat, computer, fix, guy, head, laptop, mac, oral, tourette's, zip code
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April 16th, 2009
FACT:
Dressing up like a Mod and getting sloshed at a bourgeoisie wine bar is more fun than dicking around with an apple computer.
Tags: apple, bar, computer, girl, laptop, mod, style, vespa, wine
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April 15th, 2009
Hello, my name is Nick, and I bought a mac.
The first step on the road to recovery is to admit that you have a problem, right? Look, before you applephiliacs get all out of sorts I should tell you that it hasn’t worked right from the get-go. It crashed the first day I had it! And don’t ask me whether it was a “black screen” or a “beachball”, I don’t give a shit. It’s broken, and the extra $500 I spent on it instead of a PC absolves me of any responsibility for what happened or how to fix it. ALSO, if I hear one more dipshit in Hollister jeans and puberty stubble tell me “well it shouldn’t do that, it’s and Apple”, I will follow them home and destroy everything they love. It DID do that, idiot, saying that it “shouldn’t” doesn’t magically make it a better computer, it’s STILL FUCKING BROKEN!!!!!
…and where does all of this leave me?
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Tags: apple, bethesda, bethesdarow, booze, break, broken, computer, entertainment, fix, laptop, liquor, mac, money, movie, music, practice, row, time, violin, waste
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April 9th, 2009
I just realized that there have been a lot of people leaving comments in Russian on my blog. The problem is that my racist spam filter freaks out at the first signs of Cyrillic. Sooooooo, I’ve been spindling through them with what small Russian skills I have, and undeleting the ones that aren’t for penis enlargement or prescription meds. Я не хочу проблема, I’m just trying to dodge World War 3 here.
Tags: 3, bomb, comerad, cyrillic, english, racist, russian, war, world
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April 7th, 2009
April 3rd 2009, the day that will go down in history as “the day scifi was STILL JUST FICTION“.
If you’re like me, you keep up on the latest theories regarding prospective FTL (faster than light) travel techniques. If you’re not then maybe you should start. At any rate, there are a whole slew of them out there, and according to Universe Today one of the most “promising” ones was shot down a few days ago. BOOOOOOOO.
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Tags: Alcubierre, bob, Cochrane, drive, faster than light, fiction, ftl, gravity, lazar, Miguel, robert, sci fi, science, scifi, space-time, star, travel, trek, warp, Zefram
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April 5th, 2009
I AM THE ULTIMATE AUTHORITY ON EVERYTHING!
So I figured I may as well use my powers for good, and start an advice column. You ask me a question about ANYTHING and I answer it! Just click the “(bad) advice” link to the right, under “pages”.
Tags: advice, advice column, answer, anything, bad, column, errordactyl, life, love, question, relationship
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April 3rd, 2009
speeding camera ticket http://www.errordactyl.com
Tags: 350z, camera, nicholas, nick, nissan, rex, speeding, ticket, valente
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March 31st, 2009
robot sex http://www.errordactyl.com
Some of you may have heard of this robot in Japan who fell in love with one of his intern/trainer people, barricaded her in his room, and refused to stop hugging her repeatedly until his eventual deactivation by two senior staff members. But to be perfectly fair here, did you see the way she was dressed? SHE WAS TOTALLY ASKING FOR IT!!! Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: bangin, body, boobs, bot, dildo, fake, heidi, hug, kenji, kill, klum, love, machine, matrix, molest, money, murder, RAID, rape, real, robot, takahashi
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