Posts Tagged ‘bad’

i have good news and bad news…

Friday, May 29th, 2009

Look, I know I haven’t really been posting much.  Frankly I’m just too fucking lazy.  But the GOOD NEWS is that I’ve found a way to put up bite-sized posts that I’m NOT too lazy for, and at the same time make them more accessible to you.  The BAD NEWS is that I got a twitter account, you can check it out at http://twitter.com/errordactyl, or just look to the right of the page, it syncs there too——————–>

Hummmm… I can feel the cold mechanical dick of the internet-robosquid working its way deeper down my throat every day.

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the new errordactyl advice column

Sunday, April 5th, 2009

I AM THE ULTIMATE AUTHORITY ON EVERYTHING!

So I figured I may as well use my powers for good, and start an advice column.  You ask me a question about ANYTHING and I answer it!  Just click the “(bad) advice” link to the right, under “pages”.

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fuck christmasssss

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008
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evil christmas tree http://errordactyl.wordpress.com

People shouldn’t need an excuse to be nice to each other.  If you’re going to be an asshole for 364 days a year (365 if it’s a leap year), why stop now?  Especially so close to the end!  And don’t even pretend that it’s about jesus’ birthday.  PLEASE.  Have fun burning in hell pagans.

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