Alright apple, this is getting old, give me my fucking laptop back or I’m gonna throw a shitfit.
Posts Tagged ‘computer’
iAbstinence part 4
Saturday, April 18th, 2009 iAbstinence part 3
Friday, April 17th, 2009Alright. I cheated, but it was just some head, and it was in a different zip code…
I used someone else’s mac to watch LOST on the internet. I couldn’t take it anymore. Just one more day before apple is in the red on this repair, and I’ll have to go all Tourette’s Guy on them.
iAbstinence part 2
Thursday, April 16th, 2009FACT:
Dressing up like a Mod and getting sloshed at a bourgeoisie wine bar is more fun than dicking around with an apple computer.
iAbstinence part 1
Wednesday, April 15th, 2009Hello, my name is Nick, and I bought a mac.
The first step on the road to recovery is to admit that you have a problem, right? Look, before you applephiliacs get all out of sorts I should tell you that it hasn’t worked right from the get-go. It crashed the first day I had it! And don’t ask me whether it was a “black screen” or a “beachball”, I don’t give a shit. It’s broken, and the extra $500 I spent on it instead of a PC absolves me of any responsibility for what happened or how to fix it. ALSO, if I hear one more dipshit in Hollister jeans and puberty stubble tell me “well it shouldn’t do that, it’s and Apple”, I will follow them home and destroy everything they love. It DID do that, idiot, saying that it “shouldn’t” doesn’t magically make it a better computer, it’s STILL FUCKING BROKEN!!!!!
…and where does all of this leave me?
left but equal?
Tuesday, November 25th, 2008Let’s face it, everyone hates lefties. They are the most highly discriminated against group of people on the planet. I mean, I personally can’t remember the last time someone killed 6 million southpaws, but I’m sure it happened at some point. Anyway, what I’m talking about is the subtle everyday “fuck you” the world gives them with things like:
scissors
desks
guns
knives
computer mice
handwriting
golf clubs
guitars
drum sets
phones
virtually all machinery
The list goes on, forever. And they just sit back and take it! I don’t know why, maybe the leucine-rich repeat transmembrane neuronal protein 1 gene is linked to a secret love of getting pounded in the ass by society or something. So… I would just like to take this opportunity to give a shout out to all of my sinistral friends out there. Don’t worry guys, A CHANGE IS GONNA COME! Obama is a lefty.
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