I just realized that there have been a lot of people leaving comments in Russian on my blog. The problem is that my racist spam filter freaks out at the first signs of Cyrillic. Sooooooo, I’ve been spindling through them with what small Russian skills I have, and undeleting the ones that aren’t for penis enlargement or prescription meds. Я не хочу проблема, I’m just trying to dodge World War 3 here.
For some time now I have been continually baffled by the seemingly endless supply of ghetto names out there. Where the hell do they all come from? Are people just pulling this shit out of nowhere? Today I intend to demystify the ghetto name once and for all, by breaking it down into three distinct sub-categories:
1) Regular names with fucked up spellings
Shawn Carter http://errordactyl.wordpress.com
2) Tacky non-name words that are used for names anyway
Magic Johnson (I know that's not his real name) http://errorcactyl.wordpress.com
3) Completely made-up sounds
Condoleezza Rice http://errordactyl.wordpress.com