Alright apple, this is getting old, give me my fucking laptop back or I’m gonna throw a shitfit.
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iAbstinence part 4
Saturday, April 18th, 2009 iAbstinence part 3
Friday, April 17th, 2009Alright. I cheated, but it was just some head, and it was in a different zip code…
I used someone else’s mac to watch LOST on the internet. I couldn’t take it anymore. Just one more day before apple is in the red on this repair, and I’ll have to go all Tourette’s Guy on them.
iAbstinence part 1
Wednesday, April 15th, 2009Hello, my name is Nick, and I bought a mac.
The first step on the road to recovery is to admit that you have a problem, right? Look, before you applephiliacs get all out of sorts I should tell you that it hasn’t worked right from the get-go. It crashed the first day I had it! And don’t ask me whether it was a “black screen” or a “beachball”, I don’t give a shit. It’s broken, and the extra $500 I spent on it instead of a PC absolves me of any responsibility for what happened or how to fix it. ALSO, if I hear one more dipshit in Hollister jeans and puberty stubble tell me “well it shouldn’t do that, it’s and Apple”, I will follow them home and destroy everything they love. It DID do that, idiot, saying that it “shouldn’t” doesn’t magically make it a better computer, it’s STILL FUCKING BROKEN!!!!!
…and where does all of this leave me?
