Friday, April 17th, 2009
Alright. I cheated, but it was just some head, and it was in a different zip code…
I used someone else’s mac to watch LOST on the internet. I couldn’t take it anymore. Just one more day before apple is in the red on this repair, and I’ll have to go all Tourette’s Guy on them.
Tags: apple, broken, cheat, computer, fix, guy, head, laptop, mac, oral, tourette's, zip code
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Friday, November 7th, 2008
THERE IS NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT YOUR MAC, so stop dick-riding. You sound like an idiot.

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Now I know how it is once you’re in the cult, it’s hard to admit that a Mac is just a regular-ass computer with an Intel processor and Unix based operating system. Especially after you’ve spent all of that money on one. Plus all the people on tv that tell you to buy a mac look so jovial and spunky. And that’s where they hide their deepest secret, with one man in particular at the center of the current Apple ad campaign. To truly understand the Macintosh, we must first delve deeper into the inner workings of… the iBro

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Tags: apple, compare, comparison, dude, gap, guy, iBro, mac, macintosh, microsoft, osx, pc, special, the gap, wacintosh, windows
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