Wednesday, April 15th, 2009
Hello, my name is Nick, and I bought a mac.
The first step on the road to recovery is to admit that you have a problem, right? Look, before you applephiliacs get all out of sorts I should tell you that it hasn’t worked right from the get-go. It crashed the first day I had it! And don’t ask me whether it was a “black screen” or a “beachball”, I don’t give a shit. It’s broken, and the extra $500 I spent on it instead of a PC absolves me of any responsibility for what happened or how to fix it. ALSO, if I hear one more dipshit in Hollister jeans and puberty stubble tell me “well it shouldn’t do that, it’s and Apple”, I will follow them home and destroy everything they love. It DID do that, idiot, saying that it “shouldn’t” doesn’t magically make it a better computer, it’s STILL FUCKING BROKEN!!!!!
…and where does all of this leave me?
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Thursday, November 20th, 2008
so i’m drunk as hell right now, and my addiction to the internet is such that the only thing i want to do is blog. FUc’kinG LAME!@@@!!!!!! yea, i;ve sunk to that level. amyway it’s funny how we do the same shit all the time, but when we’re drunk it’s suddenly more fun. do our lives really suck so much that we need to be drunk to enjoy them? NO!!!!!! i’m breaking out of the loop. i;ll get drunk on my terms from now on thank you very much. I m doing just what i would be doing when i’m sober, listening to “Mr. Nigga” by Mos Def and writing dumb crap on the internet at 12:15am when I have a meeting the next morning. tight. the only difference is that when I’m sober i think it’s a bad idea, so i ocasionally stop having fun so that i can sleep enough to do lame shit later in the day. Wow, WAAAAAOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW. anyway, i forgot where i was going with that, but check this out:
math dinosaur orgy http://errordactyl.wordpress.com
that’s the first thing that pops up when you type “math dinosaur orgy” into google images. also Aphex Twin is the greatist musician of our time. dummmmm… George Clinton is awesome, and ix’m having troubble typing on this new mac. also having troubble sleeping and not letting drungs rule my sleep cycles. caffeine in the morning, alchohal at night, and nicotine to deal with how unhealthy it is. THE SECRET IS OUT, anyway. yea, Drunk Blogging, it’s like drunk dialing the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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