Alright apple, this is getting old, give me my fucking laptop back or I’m gonna throw a shitfit.
Posts Tagged ‘mac’
iAbstinence part 4
Saturday, April 18th, 2009 iAbstinence part 3
Friday, April 17th, 2009Alright. I cheated, but it was just some head, and it was in a different zip code…
I used someone else’s mac to watch LOST on the internet. I couldn’t take it anymore. Just one more day before apple is in the red on this repair, and I’ll have to go all Tourette’s Guy on them.
iAbstinence part 1
Wednesday, April 15th, 2009Hello, my name is Nick, and I bought a mac.
The first step on the road to recovery is to admit that you have a problem, right? Look, before you applephiliacs get all out of sorts I should tell you that it hasn’t worked right from the get-go. It crashed the first day I had it! And don’t ask me whether it was a “black screen” or a “beachball”, I don’t give a shit. It’s broken, and the extra $500 I spent on it instead of a PC absolves me of any responsibility for what happened or how to fix it. ALSO, if I hear one more dipshit in Hollister jeans and puberty stubble tell me “well it shouldn’t do that, it’s and Apple”, I will follow them home and destroy everything they love. It DID do that, idiot, saying that it “shouldn’t” doesn’t magically make it a better computer, it’s STILL FUCKING BROKEN!!!!!
…and where does all of this leave me?
demystifying the wacintosh
Friday, November 7th, 2008THERE IS NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT YOUR MAC, so stop dick-riding. You sound like an idiot.
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Now I know how it is once you’re in the cult, it’s hard to admit that a Mac is just a regular-ass computer with an Intel processor and Unix based operating system. Especially after you’ve spent all of that money on one. Plus all the people on tv that tell you to buy a mac look so jovial and spunky. And that’s where they hide their deepest secret, with one man in particular at the center of the current Apple ad campaign. To truly understand the Macintosh, we must first delve deeper into the inner workings of… the iBro
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