Wednesday, April 15th, 2009
Hello, my name is Nick, and I bought a mac.
The first step on the road to recovery is to admit that you have a problem, right? Look, before you applephiliacs get all out of sorts I should tell you that it hasn’t worked right from the get-go. It crashed the first day I had it! And don’t ask me whether it was a “black screen” or a “beachball”, I don’t give a shit. It’s broken, and the extra $500 I spent on it instead of a PC absolves me of any responsibility for what happened or how to fix it. ALSO, if I hear one more dipshit in Hollister jeans and puberty stubble tell me “well it shouldn’t do that, it’s and Apple”, I will follow them home and destroy everything they love. It DID do that, idiot, saying that it “shouldn’t” doesn’t magically make it a better computer, it’s STILL FUCKING BROKEN!!!!!
…and where does all of this leave me?
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Tuesday, March 31st, 2009
robot sex http://www.errordactyl.com
Some of you may have heard of this robot in Japan who fell in love with one of his intern/trainer people, barricaded her in his room, and refused to stop hugging her repeatedly until his eventual deactivation by two senior staff members. But to be perfectly fair here, did you see the way she was dressed? SHE WAS TOTALLY ASKING FOR IT!!! (more…)
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