Posts Tagged ‘news’

i have good news and bad news…

Friday, May 29th, 2009

Look, I know I haven’t really been posting much.  Frankly I’m just too fucking lazy.  But the GOOD NEWS is that I’ve found a way to put up bite-sized posts that I’m NOT too lazy for, and at the same time make them more accessible to you.  The BAD NEWS is that I got a twitter account, you can check it out at http://twitter.com/errordactyl, or just look to the right of the page, it syncs there too——————–>

Hummmm… I can feel the cold mechanical dick of the internet-robosquid working its way deeper down my throat every day.

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Muntadar al-Zaidi: keep on rockin’ in the free world

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

Why is everyone so shocked that Muntadar threw his shoes at Bush?  It doesn’t exactly take a lot of ingenuity to come up with that one.  Shoes are easily accessible, nicely weighted, and relatively stealth (until you throw them).  They have a pretty good range too, but they’re non-lethal (guess you can’t win them all).

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I guess what I’m trying to say is:

WHAT THE HELL IS EVERYONE SO FUCKING GITTY ABOUT HERE?

The most impressive part of this whole thing is Bush’s dodging skills, I honestly didn’t know he had it in him.  Other than that, it’s just not that big a deal.  People do stuff like this when they’re mad.  If I had a nickel for every time I threw something out of anger, I’d be rich as crap.  And face it, THIS GUY WAS PISSED!  You would be too if you had been kidnapped in Bush’s little Iraqi fuck-fest last year like al-Zaidi was.

Frankly, and this is the most shocking part of all, the only person who seems to agree with me is… George W. Bush himself!  That’s right, he was quoted, in response to the incident, as saying:

So what if the guy threw his shoe at me?

and

It’s a way for people to draw attention. I don’t know what the guy’s cause is. But one thing is for certain. He caused you to ask me a question about it. I didn’t feel the least bit threatened by it.

Really people? Really?  I’ve manage to make it eight years without agreeing with that asshole, and now this? Thanks again main-stream media, I can always count on you.

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america online killed my baby

Monday, November 24th, 2008

I was snooping around work the other day, and while looking over a coworker’s shoulder I saw this picture:

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Wow, that broadcast does look horrifying, but news worthy?  I don’t know.  Living in an area where most murders don’t even make the news, I find it hard to believe that this guys goofy face would make it on it’s own.  Luckily my coworker had just stood up, leaving his computer vulnerable to my attacks.  I scroll up to find this headline at the top of the page:

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Awesome, I had to learn more.  So I read the whole article on AOL, and a couple of things really stuck out to me. (more…)

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