Hello, my name is Nick, and I bought a mac.
The first step on the road to recovery is to admit that you have a problem, right? Look, before you applephiliacs get all out of sorts I should tell you that it hasn’t worked right from the get-go. It crashed the first day I had it! And don’t ask me whether it was a “black screen” or a “beachball”, I don’t give a shit. It’s broken, and the extra $500 I spent on it instead of a PC absolves me of any responsibility for what happened or how to fix it. ALSO, if I hear one more dipshit in Hollister jeans and puberty stubble tell me “well it shouldn’t do that, it’s and Apple”, I will follow them home and destroy everything they love. It DID do that, idiot, saying that it “shouldn’t” doesn’t magically make it a better computer, it’s STILL FUCKING BROKEN!!!!!
…and where does all of this leave me?
